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October 11, 2003

Cartoons...

Dad is always saying he'd "Do Debbie", as in Thornberry from the nickalodian show, Wild Thornberrys.

Thats just sick. Really sick...



Personaly I think this guy is sexy-r. I mean you can't beat that gun.

Link-a-Riffic!

I haven't been linking much, so I'm going to link a bunch now.

Lots of DC/Metro bloggers. We should all get together one day. If you know one, drop me the link.

Bill just hit one year. Go him! It was yesterday, but yesterday I was too busy to link him, so heres some link love for him now.

I like theater, and so does Tim!

Pixy is the best, so he gets a link just cuz.

More links later.

October 10, 2003

HELP! I CAN'T FIND IT!

Okay, i'm here in the school library, so give me a break on the errors. Heres the deal though, me and my two partners need to do a project on "The Exchequer" We can't find anything on it, so if you could, please help! I'll take help from anyone on this point. And by the way, we want info on the OFFICE not the Software or Restaurant. You'll see, if you google it. Any help and info would be greatly appreciated!!!

PLEASE! *Begs like a poor dog for a bone*

October 09, 2003

Mookie Answers

As asked by Susie:

As you probably know, I have a number of high schoolers in my employ. The guys all get along; the girls' friendships seem to fluctuate on a daily basis. Since I make the schedule a week ahead of time, chances are that on any given day at least two of the girls aren't speaking to each other (or worse, are screaming at each other). So my question is, is there any way to predict who will be hating whom a week from Tuesday?

You have several choices:

A) Never schedule girls that are PMSing
B) Hire all boys
C) Get a punk and let them smack all the girls when they start being stupid.


Daniel Asks:
Okay, here's my question:
Is being Mookie-Riffic a new type of religion/belief system? Because I want to be Daniel-riffic, but I don't know if that meshes with Judaism...

Yes Riffic-ism is compatiable with all religions. Because you see a Riffic-ism is simply one persons beliefs wraped up in one word. What makes it an -Ism is when the Riffic is applyed to the end of someones name, symbolizing that that person is wonderful, lovely, and wise. So yes Mookie Riffic is a religion/belief system, and yes you cna be Daniel-riffic, but it just wouldn't be as good.

As for the others, I'll answer then later.

Keep the questions comming!

October 08, 2003

Mookie Answers

Everyone seems to have an Ask-blah, or Dear-blah, or something equally pointless but fun. So figured I'd start an Mookie Answers. A place where the poor confused adults can ask about Teenagers. Any questions welcome (but be nice-I don't want any trolls) Leave a question in the comments, or email it to mookie_riffic-at-yahoo-dot-com. I'll answer anything.

A Bloggers Titanic.

“All women and children on the life links! Move!”

Various wails and cries as server starts to tilt.

Rose “NO! I’ll never de-link you Jack”

Jack “Get on the new server! While you still have time!”

Rose “No, I’ll never de-link!”

Server tilts vertical, everyone gets rug burns from sliding down the server side. “HOLD ON” yells Jack, the server plunges down into the abyss of no-server-ness.

“Quick! Get on that Link! Quick!”

“What About You?” -Rose

”I’ll get another one like the moron I am.”-Jack

Jack sits in the pit like an asshat. And slowly turns a ghastly shade of orange.

Jack whispers “Never let de-link me!”

“No never!” Five seconds later Jack is dead, and Rose de-links him. And stays on the link until the new server rescues her.

Thanks

Thanks for the concern! I was just having some bad days, and then I got super bizzy. But rest assured, I did not pull a Collins. =P

Hierarchy of The Theater (Direct from Notes)

This is directly from my notes, rather confusing, but it works. Have fun.
Its a big picture (put it in Jpeg, so either go to Extended Entry, or click Here (you will have to adjust the window)

Drama Hierarchy.jpg

Hybrids

I had this post in the works for a while, mainly because in Theater Production we have a girl who is obsessed with a stuffed Rabbit that looks kinda like a cat. Aka. Cabbit.

There is a myth of a sort, about a cross breed of rabbits and cats. The result being a ‘Cabbit’. In fact there are a few “breeders” that actually sell Cabbits. These breeders don’t sell Cabbits, because they don’t exist. What these Cabbit Breeders do sell are cats with genetic mutations that make the hind-legs look like a rabbits. Or on a few rare (rarer) occasions the front legs are significantly shorter.

But since there are no actual Cabbits let’s talk about something that does exist. Freaks and hybrids.

Snowflake. The only albino gorilla known to science.

And how about this one for you. The French actually did something cool. The created a glowing Rabbit! Granted it only glows under a black light, but it glows like a jellyfish. It was genetically engineered.

Various Hybrid Dogs/Dog like things.


I'll do more adventually