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A Bloggers Titanic.

“All women and children on the life links! Move!”

Various wails and cries as server starts to tilt.

Rose “NO! I’ll never de-link you Jack”

Jack “Get on the new server! While you still have time!”

Rose “No, I’ll never de-link!”

Server tilts vertical, everyone gets rug burns from sliding down the server side. “HOLD ON” yells Jack, the server plunges down into the abyss of no-server-ness.

“Quick! Get on that Link! Quick!”

“What About You?” -Rose

”I’ll get another one like the moron I am.”-Jack

Jack sits in the pit like an asshat. And slowly turns a ghastly shade of orange.

Jack whispers “Never let de-link me!”

“No never!” Five seconds later Jack is dead, and Rose de-links him. And stays on the link until the new server rescues her.

Posted by on October 8, 2003 08:54 PM |

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Um, okay.

Posted by: Pixy Misa | October 9, 2003 01:04 AM

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That was very heart-wrenching. I can't wait for the movie.

Posted by: Susie | October 9, 2003 02:47 AM

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And the band linked on?

Posted by: Ghost of a flea | October 19, 2003 09:48 PM