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Is it bad when one of your ex-boyfriends sends you the song "She F***ing Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd, and then to procede and have this lovely conversation?
Auto response from Xbf: Damn her.
Me: Damn who?
Xbf: obviously you
Me: oh ok, you know, Damning me does no good because hell refuses all my applications
XBF: Lucifer owes me a favor: I'm trying real hard to get you in
Me: How lovely
Because I always steal ideas from other people, I decided to shoot for the stars and steal from the best... Leeann.
So I'm going to give you a list of 10 oddments about me, some true, some false. You gotta decide which are true. And when I finally get off my lazy ass at some later point in time, I will reveal the true answers.
So lets get started!
1) I've only ever had one referral in my life. I told a girl in the 5th grade to "Shut The Fuck Up"Well there are the 10 facts... Which are true, which are false? If you get them all right I'll... I dunno, I'll give you a prize of some sort.2) I have a scar on my elbow from where I fell off a neighbors porch. I tell everyone I got it in a fight.
3) Me and a friend once went to a guy's house that I have a crush on and stole a pair of his underwear from the porch.
4) I got the lead role in the fall production of Sabrina this year.
5) I went on a road trip to Mall of America with my best friend (MaleVersion) last year.
6) I habitually wear 3 watches. One set with the time in Germany, one set for some weird island in the Pacific, and one in the Eastern Timezone.
7) I used to charge kids 5 bucks for me to write their name in Hieroglyphics.
8) I have my cell phone set so that if my ex-boyfriend calls it will play "What Do You Do With A Drunken Solider".
9) When my best friend logs onto AIM I have it set to play the "Duck-Job" sound clip.
10) I earned the nickname 'Prude Shrew' for kicking a guy in the balls after he tried to kiss me 3 years ago.
Oh, and Dad, you can't participate!
This is a pie I love! I first had it on pi day (March 14th... get it? 3/14... 3.14 is pi!) at school. Its a very complex simple recipe. And any one can make if I can, I mean, I am a horrible cook (unless its eggs or one of those homestyle bakes)
Ingredients:
-1 pre-made grahmcracker crust (though you can make your own if your ambitious)
-6 packs of SnackPac pudding (Some like all chocolate, some like half choco and half vanilla, it don't really matter what flavor)
-Whip-creme
Directions
1) Open the crust package up (can you tell I'm trying to make this look more important then it is?)
2) Open the SnackPac's and put them in crust (If your doing half vanilla and half chocolate, keep each flavor on different sides... if your ambitious try making ying-yangs or smiley faces)
3) Place in refrigerator for a few hours
4) Top with whip-creme and serve when desired.
Enjoy!
And said I'd be back on the 18th... well.. yeah. I dunno when I'll be back, I've just *Yawn* not been in the mood to blog lately.
Sorry. Talk to you later.