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Which are true?

Because I always steal ideas from other people, I decided to shoot for the stars and steal from the best... Leeann.

So I'm going to give you a list of 10 oddments about me, some true, some false. You gotta decide which are true. And when I finally get off my lazy ass at some later point in time, I will reveal the true answers.

So lets get started!

1) I've only ever had one referral in my life. I told a girl in the 5th grade to "Shut The Fuck Up"

2) I have a scar on my elbow from where I fell off a neighbors porch. I tell everyone I got it in a fight.

3) Me and a friend once went to a guy's house that I have a crush on and stole a pair of his underwear from the porch.

4) I got the lead role in the fall production of Sabrina this year.

5) I went on a road trip to Mall of America with my best friend (MaleVersion) last year.

6) I habitually wear 3 watches. One set with the time in Germany, one set for some weird island in the Pacific, and one in the Eastern Timezone.

7) I used to charge kids 5 bucks for me to write their name in Hieroglyphics.

8) I have my cell phone set so that if my ex-boyfriend calls it will play "What Do You Do With A Drunken Solider".

9) When my best friend logs onto AIM I have it set to play the "Duck-Job" sound clip.

10) I earned the nickname 'Prude Shrew' for kicking a guy in the balls after he tried to kiss me 3 years ago.

Well there are the 10 facts... Which are true, which are false? If you get them all right I'll... I dunno, I'll give you a prize of some sort.

Oh, and Dad, you can't participate!


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Just for fun, I'll say numbers 1,2,3,8,9 are true.


Trues are 1,2, 4,5, and 9
Falses are 3, 6, 7, 8, and 10 (duh).

And thank you, btw. :)


I hope number three is false, because that's naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.


Ones I'm not buyin...

1, 3, 5, 6, 8.

Reasons - 11 year olds rarely toss the F bomb in public, why the hell were they on the porch, you're still alive (Ted factor), too much trouble, ibid.


OK, I'll give it a shot:
1. True. It's so simple it probably happened.
2. True. See 1.
3. True, I'm sorry to say, even though I hope it's not. That sounds like standard Teeanage Stupidity to me, and that makes it true.
4. False. Aren't you a stagehandy person?
5. False, because I don't remember reading about that.
6. True. See 3.
7. True. You gotta pay for that piece-o-crap electric bike somehow.
8. True. See 3.
9. True. See 8.
10. False. I believe you kicked a guy in the balls for trying to kiss you, but I don't believe Standard Stupid Teenagers would come up with that nickname.


Are you ever going to tell us the answers?