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March 03, 2004

A...B...C...

G...LSD little bunnies chasing me, some are pink and some are black, some are crawling up my back. A B C G LSD

To Be Sung like the ABCs

Oil In Russia

Yes thats rights, Its that time of the month again. Time for my Government Project. And as is norm, any and all link would be mucho appreciated. The topic is Oil in Russia (hence the title).

Gracia!

(No I can't spell, in english or spanish-thats why I failed espanol)

March 02, 2004

Why I shouldn't be in the Military

I went to a Mil-Ball on saturday. And one of the student comanders tried ot make a toast. No one had drinks. So he had everyone go rush to the punch bowl to get drinks and he was rushing everyone along. He was saying stuff like "Come on, you only need a little, share with a neighbor if you have too, hurry up, hurry up."

I wasn't taking it very well. And me being me I didn't think. I looked at the guy and said, quote "Dude, hold your horses, its not a big deal" unquote.

My friend got in trouble because of me.

That wasn't my finnest hour, but at least I wasn't like my mom. She told an officer to "F*** off".

Red Markers

My math teacher is careless when he chooses his markers. At school we have dry erase boards instead of chalk boards now, so the teachers are taking full advantage of their new freedom in colors.

I Hate Red Markers.

Mainly because they hurt my eyes. And after I mention it to each teacher, they stop using them. Except for Mr. J. my math teacher. So I solved the problem myself.

One morning, about 3 weeks ago I snuck into my math class really early and took all the red and orange markers. I then took a roll of scotch tape and taped them into a bundle. I placed the bunndle on Mr. J's desk and signed it as "Rachael".

The bunndle sat on the desk for 2 weeks. And then Mr. J. got a new pack of markers. And he used the red. Needless to say the next day the bunndle grew by 3. He still hasn't moved the bunndle. Tomorow he's due for another pack of markers. Joy.