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I've convinced most kids in my class that we need to take down Canada. Mainly to save its self and the inalieanable rights that the canadian government is denying its citizens. While there were many suggestions on how to theoretically go about this, we have come up with a comprehensive list of ways to hit the government and bring about its fall. While some will have negative effects, isn't it better to remove a corrupt government that will blantently bribe people then let it exsist to the north of us?

Our ideas:

- Boycott Maple Syrup and Lumber
- Offer providences statehood upon the approval of a state constitution
- Offer Quebec the chance to become a territory like Puerto Rico
- Denounce to the world the Canadian Prime Minister and declare it as a false regime
- They believe they have potential-enemy submarines under their Ice, so put real submarines under there
- Send activists into the country to drum up support
- Send US Government supported Reporters into Canada to expose the truth to all
- Set up college like- radio stations around the country that will broadcast to the masses the true state of things in Canada
That was some of the better ideas. Thats discounting the ones like "Invade Canada!!" and "Send Robin Williams up there to sing 'BLAME CANADA!'", "Send all the illiegal immigrants from Mexico to Canada" and one of my personal favorites "Raise a Zombie army and invade!"

I love Canada, I've been there several times and I absolutly loved it each time, but lets face it, the rate their going they ain't got a chance. They once had one of the best militarys in the world, and now they fly helicopters 30 years old.

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oh, now...see...you lost me REAL QUICK with that "boycott maple syrup" thing. Not gonna happen.

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Actually, its not as bad as it seems because most maple syrup in the US comes from New England, not Canada

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nah...Mine comes from Canada.

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Mine comes from Safeway.

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I must say, this is a smashing good read. And that means something, coming from a troll too cowardly to leave real contact information.

Regards,
Mook

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* Do NOT Feed the Trolls *

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* Troll banned *

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my contact is mooksucks@hotmail.com...just like i originally left it. not that i care, but i would appreciate it if you didn't speak for me. oh yes, i also noticed that you erased ted's last comment too. i'm sure he appreciates that, since he has trouble spelling. terrific and traffic...so confusing...
anyhoo it was an awful read and this is why:
-all the "points" are based on stereotypes that are older than jesus
-the grammar is awful and the article itself is dry
-the target audience is residents of the mid-western united states with less than a highschool education. less than 1% of the typical internet surfer would find it amusing

you people talk about freedom of speach, then you ban me for pointing-out your brash arrogance. your computer allows you to feel empowered like nothing else ever will in life. did i curse or make (direct) derogatory remarks towards someone? no. ted called me a moron (or a moarawn. as he would spell it) yet he is not banned. he must be 'crowning the right head'...if you know what i mean.

The troll speaks...

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oh yes, that's speech not speach...heh heh

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Theres a few things you forget.
A) I'm only in high school, so duh, my primary audience is those that haven't graduated yet.
B) Ted is my father.
C) This is my blog, and as such I am entitled to post any thing I want, and I am allowed to ban anyone I object to from this blog.

Thank you,
Don't come back.

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i won't come back. i'll go raise the u.s. flag on my porch now...