Mookie Riffic

I'm suffering from a serious case of the "summer-blahs" but I finially managed to gather the energy to post whether or not my 10 oddments were real. So there they are:

1) I've only ever had one referral in my life. I told a girl in the 5th grade to "Shut The Fuck Up"

True. The girl made it a game to see how pissed of she could make me, so one day I gave in to her taunting and vented my anger. After wards when I was told that I would have to spend a day in ISS with the assistant principal I found out that they assigned me to serve my time on a thursday. Thursdays were our half days in elementry school. I was under the impression that the assistant principal didn't like the girl either.

2) I have a scar on my elbow from where I fell off a neighbors porch. I tell everyone I got it in a fight.

True again. I claim the fight was when I was 8 and it was with my older neighbor, whom nobody liked, and that I beat her up worse then she did me.

3) Me and a friend once went to a guy's house that I have a crush on and stole a pair of his underwear from the porch.

They were green. He wore teal green underwear. Hehe. Actually its false. But I did do a scene from a play for a class project where that happened. The play it was pulled out of was called Midnight Run (I think), and it had 2 characters, a girly-girl who was terrified of getting in danger (Me) and a girl who was obssessed over a guy named Jason (my partner).

4) I got the lead role in the fall production of Sabrina this year.

As Victor pointed out, I'm a techie through and through, so this one is False.

5) I went on a road trip to Mall of America with my best friend (MaleVersion) last year.

Nope! False! Though I will admit its a bit of a trick question because in August I'm going to the Mall Of America with MV.

6) I habitually wear 3 watches. One set with the time in Germany, one set for some weird island in the Pacific, and one in the Eastern Timezone.

False. Only two, and they're set for the same time. I used to wear 3, all on the same time, but my English teacher is shrek-crazed, and she liked my watches (All three were shrek watches from a ceral box) so I gave her one.

7) I used to charge kids 5 bucks for me to write their name in Hieroglyphics.

True! I only managed to get cash from 4 kids though... They all figured out that they can look it up online for free.

8) I have my cell phone set so that if my ex-boyfriend calls it will play "What Do You Do With A Drunken Solider".

True! And when my best friend (Female Version) calls it plays the Mexican Hat Dance (Mainly cause that tune annoys her) and when MV calls it plays some cheesy tune that reminds me of a western horse-race-shoot-em-up-scene.

9) When my best friend logs onto AIM I have it set to play the "Duck-Job" sound clip.

True. Or at least it was when I wrote the statement. I recently took it off because I was getting tired of it. Now it just says Moo.

10) I earned the nickname 'Prude Shrew' for kicking a guy in the balls after he tried to kiss me 3 years ago.

True and False. I did get the nickname for refusing to kiss a guy, and I still insist that he kicked himself in the balls. Both incidents were on seperate occasions.

So... Because I know your dying to know, Who got the most answers right? Well heres the results:

Desert Rasberry: 70% Correct.

LeeAnn: 60% Correct.

Wind Rider: 60% Correct.

Victor: 80% Correct.