Mookie Riffic

Stumble around blindly since there would be no light reflected off of the back of my eyeball to see by. Hehe.

It would probably involve some public embarrassment for my boss :-)

Let's just say that I wouldn't have to work for a living ever again and leave it at that.

I'd spend the morning doing what Stephen said, and then relax in the afternoon working on my 'get even' list.

Hmm... well first i think that id start off by taking out a "loan" at the local bank. ^__^ after that i think that i would do what any sexually frustrated teenage male would do and hit the girls locker room. after that.. hmm.. probly the get even list.

If I told you you would have to censor it and still label it NC-17.

Look around for an invisible girl - and, of course, not find one. :)

Well I probably couldn't resist the temptation to find every ATF agent in the state & convince them one by one that God wants them to shave half his head & 1 eyebrow (but on different sides), dress in plastic sacks & repent by throwing styrofoam on themselves at either a federal courthouse or a hot dog stand - whichever would cause them more embarrasment. If that wasn't too time consuming I'd try to work in a legislature or two - perhaps altering my persona to the ghost of Jefferson or one of the Adam's boys.
Course it'd be a shame if I couldn't find an invisible girl solely to take T. Kennedy on a stroll down memory lane.
& to think - when I was 20 I would have wasted invisibility on fortune & women. :D

ROFLMAO I love the way you think Publicola!!!

*Agent Smith, this is God...*