*mumbles* Stupid Freshie...
So I’m at stage crew the other day, and I have this song stuck in my head, I really like this song too. The choruses, which are the only part I know, go something like this:
if you wanna be happyAnd one of my friends, a freshie at that, responds when I sing it "So I guess I should marry you, huh?" Oh I wanted to smack that little Tard so bad, but I was nice, I didn't smack him, and I didn't even castrate him. But oh how I thought about it.
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
And if that freshie reads this, I want him to know something. Shane, I will get revenge, just you wait! *Evil Laugh*
He is actually a really good friend. Honest.
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind
[ chorus ]
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
[ chorus again ]
In the original 45 (on the S.P.Q.R. label, released 1963), there's an instrumental break with some dialogue before one last return of the chorus.
And since you weren't around in 1963 (when I was 10), I'm guessing you picked this song up from My Best Friend's Wedding.
Posted by: CGHill | October 19, 2003 03:16 AM
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Actually, i've never seen that movie, so i don't know where i got it from.
Posted by: Rachael | October 19, 2003 10:58 AM
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It's in 'Mermaids' with Cher and Winona Ryder and that Ricci chick...
Posted by: Stevie | October 20, 2003 09:04 PM
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ljcof ecwarp.
Posted by: Peter | December 21, 2004 05:26 PM