Canada
I've convinced most kids in my class that we need to take down Canada. Mainly to save its self and the inalieanable rights that the canadian government is denying its citizens. While there were many suggestions on how to theoretically go about this, we have come up with a comprehensive list of ways to hit the government and bring about its fall. While some will have negative effects, isn't it better to remove a corrupt government that will blantently bribe people then let it exsist to the north of us?
Our ideas:
- Boycott Maple Syrup and LumberThat was some of the better ideas. Thats discounting the ones like "Invade Canada!!" and "Send Robin Williams up there to sing 'BLAME CANADA!'", "Send all the illiegal immigrants from Mexico to Canada" and one of my personal favorites "Raise a Zombie army and invade!"
- Offer providences statehood upon the approval of a state constitution
- Offer Quebec the chance to become a territory like Puerto Rico
- Denounce to the world the Canadian Prime Minister and declare it as a false regime
- They believe they have potential-enemy submarines under their Ice, so put real submarines under there
- Send activists into the country to drum up support
- Send US Government supported Reporters into Canada to expose the truth to all
- Set up college like- radio stations around the country that will broadcast to the masses the true state of things in Canada
I love Canada, I've been there several times and I absolutly loved it each time, but lets face it, the rate their going they ain't got a chance. They once had one of the best militarys in the world, and now they fly helicopters 30 years old.