Mookie Riffic

Found Via my friend's livejournal

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In stage crew there are these two girls, they are twins, and their names are Kathryn and Jessica. They arn't identical twins, and one of them is an actor, yet I always confuse them, even when only one is around. They're nice about it, mostly because I save them the trouble of making a big deal about it by doing it for them. They even said that their own dad confuses them... its a small comfort.

So a while back I needed to assign Jessica a project, and I stopped about 5 steps from her and thought to myself "Okay, its Jessica, just say 'Hey Jessica, can you do something for me' *repeated several times*" I stepped, stepped, stepped, reached Jessica and said "Hey Kath--Ssica!".

I told Jessica that she needs to write her name on her shirt so that I can tell... She pointed to the back of her shirt, and lo and behold, her name was on it.

I'll get it right one of these days... I just wont give Kathryn or Jessica any power tools in the mean time.

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Tomorrow is my final return. Anticipating it? Even realize its happening yet? Meh. Heh!

Final bit tid bit:

I take a construction class, and in this class of 23 I am the only girl. And I also no longer have a name with the guys; I'm not called "Rachael" or "Mookie" or anything like that. I'm known as "The Girl", "Girl", Or "Smart Kid." Sometimes I think I would prefer the name "Rach" to "Girl" (I loathe the nickname Rach). But anyway, back to my point.

Today was the Midterm. I finished that crap in 15 minutes flat. Easiest thing ever, and want to know why? It was the exact same thing as our review packet. You could see where the teacher whited out the word Review before photocopying it. The funny part? When the bell rang an hour and forty-five minutes after I finished, there were 5 guys that were still working on the test.

I don't get it... Are they just lazy? Dumb? Or stupid? Or all three? I can't fathom it sometimes.

Posted by at 05:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

left to go! Woot!

Go here: this is providing mucho entertainment for yours truly. Heh, I mean whats not to love? You got Weezer and you got drums, and its almost DDR(Dance Dance Revolution)-ish. Its great.

Bad part about it? I suck at DDR.

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Its almost time.

You know, everyone always talks about Munuviana's plan to take over the world... Did I miss the memo that actually had the plan in it? Or am I supposed to not know in case I get captured by a rival conquerer? After all, I think I could make a good hostage, but thats just me.

Posted by at 01:25 PM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)

left to go. Bet your waiting in anticipation, huh? Well heres another bit for you

Me: I hate Mr. Hippy
Me: just thought to throw that random thought out
JudgeRalph: lol, why?
Me: Cause apparently my love life (or rather-lack of one) is a great thing to discuss with his classes (even though his info is so out dated)
JudgeRalph: lol, I’m sorry
Me: lol. Meh. I got Ms. Goth to say she'll go talk to him. Hehe.
JudgeRalph: lol you’re an evil one
Me: I just want to know "why me?"
JudgeRalph: because you’re Rachael
JudgeRalph: and eventually you’re going to be ruler of the entire world, so the gods have to take it out on you now
Me: I'm going to rule the entire world?
JudgeRalph: yeah, probably
Me: Damn, and here I was just aiming for Canada and the U.S.
JudgeRalph: lol, well, that would work too
JudgeRalph: Oh! you could be president and take over Canada
Me: Screw president, I want a theocracy where I'm the God-ling. I don't play politics
JudgeRalph: lol
Me: but why would I rule the world? And wouldn’t ruling the world would be detrimental to my already-nonexistent-social-life.
JudgeRalph: no, you could make people talk to you and stuff
Me: But even if I rule to world, that doesn't satisfactorily explain "why me?"
JudgeRalph: Because your Rachael.
JudgeRalph: ‘Nuff said.

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Until my triumphant *cough cough* return!

And to amuse you over the next 5 days here is a tid bit of the hilarity that is my life:

In the MuNu movie, I want to either be played by Betty White or Julia Stiles. I’m leaning towards Betty White, for how else can I get the kind, sweet side of me (as expressed with her role as Rose on Golden Girls) and the snarky vicious side of me (as expressed with her role in Lake Placid).

My favorite Betty White quote is “You know back in Saint Olaf this is where, if I had a dick, I would tell you to suck it.”

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