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June 05, 2004

Pivot Stick Animator

Makes it simple and easy to create .Gifs of stick figures beating eachother up.

I'm using it for my final project for my theater class.

Program can be downloaded here.

Science Questions

What is the normal pHof blood, urine, and saliva?

Normal pH of arterial blood is 7.4; pH of venous blood is about 7.35. Normal urine pH averages about 6.0. Saliva has a pH between 6.0 and 7.4.

June 04, 2004

Question

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Random Question of the day

The oddest thing you've ever done?

So wrong... yet so funny!

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My dogs are weird.

At some point ever dog owner has a problem with their dogs peeing inside the house.

My dogs take it to a totally new level. They don't pee on the bed. They wet the bed.

When I say pee on, I mean on the side of the bed. My dogs wet the top of the bed by the pillows.

It wasn't my bed so I felt free to laugh, Mom on the other hand isn't happy.

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I only got 64 to go by July 1st. *sighs*

June 02, 2004

Safe-Sex Promotion*

For the promotion of the use of condoms and hence cut down on teen age pregnancy and STDs, the schools will now hand out free condoms. Since condoms are more then most schools can afford (because the school is cheap!) they have gotten corporate funding.... More in extended entry!

From the makers of Bounty

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From the makers of Chevy
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From the makers of Energizer
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From McDonald's
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From the makers of NIKE
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* This is all a product f my weird and twisted mind in association with some random person who created these pictures on line. The school is not actually handing these out.

Grades

Out of 7 classes I have 6 A's.

In fact I've never had a better GPA because on our four point grading scale, one of the classes is weighted. So my A is actually worth 5 instead of four.

The 7th grade is in math... I got a C.

My unweighed GPA is 3.71

My weighed GPA is 3.86

For some reason when I show most people my report card all they concentrate on is the C... *Sighs*

Science Questions

Is there an absolute highest temperature that can be achieved?

Although there is an absolute zero temperature, where heat and pressure no longer exist, there is no known absolute high temperature. The highest temperatures achieved to date have been from nuclear explosions, where the temperature can reach as high as one hundred million Kelvin.

Random Question of the day

Why do paper cuts hurt so much?

Uh, Daddy?

Theres a really big ugly bug in the downstairs bathroom. I didn't kill it or go near it. But I thought you should know about it.

Love,
Mookie

M*A*S*H* is my favorite show

Click here to take the M*A*S*H quiz!

Found Via Cheesemistress Via Tunning Spork Via Annika Via Mark

Quote Of the Day

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

-Don Wood

June 01, 2004

Frogs

I hear frogs outside.

This makes me giggle


Quote Of the Day

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

Bow Bite

So in PE I'm doing a unit on Archery. I find it facinating and actually want my own bow and arrows-but thats not the point.

Aparently sometimes the bowstring can hit your arm and give you a red welt or bruise, this is Bow Bite.

I didn't get Bow Bite on my arm. I managed to get it on my boob. You know what I did when that happened? I dropped the bow, glared at is, turned to my friend and said "Now I know why the Amazons cut of their left boob... I can't blame them one bit!"

Science Questions

Why do days last forty-two Earth years on Uranus?

Mookie Answer: Because Ur-anus is so big! (sorry could resist)

Actual Answer: Uranus rotates on its side, so that one of its poles faces toward the sun throughout half of its eighty-four year orbit, while the other pole faces away. Once it passes behind the sun and begins the return leg of its journey, the other pole faces the sun for forty-two Earth years. At some point in its history, Uranus was probably struck by a large object that knocked it sideways. As a result, its equator lie on a plane perpendicular to the plane of the other planet's orbits. In contrast to Uranus, the Earth is positioned nearly upright. Our equatorial plane lies almost parallel to the plane of our orbit around the sun, so our entire planet experiences both night and day in every twenty-four hour period.

Random Question of the day

Whats your Favorite Play?