Mookie Riffic

Well its time for an actual post. Because I'm lazy, this post will probably suck, and hence submitted to the Bonfire. So onward my friends!

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"A Witch! A Witch!"
"She Turned me into a newt!
"A newt?"
"I got better."
"I always wanted to make out with a newt."

Yes you read that right. Someone actually added that last line at the end of that section when I was reciting it. It was rather funny, because he said it with a really messed up English accent thing-e.
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Four People. A, B, C, and D. A and D are Females and best friends. B and C are males and best friends. A and C used to date. A now dates B. Pretty screwed up now; it gets better. C and D went to Homecoming together. And C handcuffed himself to D for a portion of the time. Hence many comments, such as "Bondage is fun!". A, B, C, and D were talking in a circle formation. C walked off, dragging D by her poor wrist. A asked C what was wrong as B walked up behind her. C being an idiot kissed A in front of B while handcuffed to D. Hilarity Ensued.

If you understood any of that, you are very smart.

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I hit a bulls eye in archery today. There’s a kid named David in my class, he shot 5 arrows one after another. All hit with in 2 inches of the bull’s-eye. All with only 2 seconds between impacts. It was freakish.
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Males are very confusing. My solution? I have two.

Solution A) Make them all donate sperm to a sperm bank, and then castrate them.

Solution B) Lock them in cages and only take them out for work and *cough cough*

I think we would get more voluntary participation from the males if we went with Solution B. Of course, some males would be exempt.
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My calculator batteries died today in school. I was so mad. It was in the middle of Math class. I guess thats what I get for playing games when I should be paying attention.
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My favorite short poem:

We gave you a chance,
To water the plants,
We didn't mean it that way,
Now zip up your pants.

Tell me that is not awesome.
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I'm not sure what else to write. But I'll keep going anyway.
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I need help in chemistry. Any help is welcome. We're learning about.. um.. something. Hehe. No but really its on Chemical Formulas-naming and writing, and the basics of atoms, ions, and molecuels. And a few other various annoying wierd freakish things. I hate chemistry.
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I'm out of ideas. Maybe I'll post more meaningless things later.

Oh by the way, say "stupid crappy badness" out loud. Its super fun.