I'm Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.
If the Great Blog War ever resumes and breaks the unspoken truce, heres who the Axis should start. The insperation was provided by BNL's song Another Postcard (you can listen to the song). But back to the point, heres the lyrics to the song, and if you follow my mind set, you'll know what the next attack by the axis should be...
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
[CHORUS (x2):]
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath.
[CHORUS (x2)]
Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
[CHORUS (x4)]
Some chimps in swimsuits, Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats, Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
Some chimps in Mustangs, Some chimps in chain gangs
I got a birthday wishin' chimp and I got the goin' fishin' chimp
Comments
BwwwwaaaaHaaaaaHaaaa!!!!! Nice thought...
Posted by: Tim | October 23, 2003 08:38 PM
Comments
Good one.
Posted by: Starhawk | October 29, 2003 08:18 AM
Comments
I absolutely love the song, and I have a friend that had me listen to it b/c we both love monkies/chimps. He's going on a trip and I'd like to be able to send him chimp postcards, but I can't find one's from the song!!! If you could help I'd really apreciate it!! Just give me a website or a store name....THANX!
Posted by: Jenn | November 8, 2003 11:45 PM
Comments
I'm running into the same problem. You'd think it would be easy to find. I did find one with a chimp sitting on the can at this website: http://www.dangriggimages.com/thumbsTemplate.asp?category=chimp They have other chimp postcards as well, but not the ones in the song with the one exception. Good luck on your quest. If you have any good finds, PLEASE share them with me. I'm trying to find the postcards in the song to send to my nephew, anonomously, every day for a month, prior to his birthday. We are both BNL fans, and I want to get him the cd for his birthday. I even have arrangements for a truck driver friend to mail them for me as he travels so the postmark won't give it away. I think he would love it!
Posted by: Angelina | February 11, 2004 02:42 AM