Gym teachers suck. And so do Paooki
Picture it! 2003 Tennis Courts at High school. (Tell me why i feel like Sophia)
Anyway. My 'friend' (mostly we just trade insults) hit my brand-new, bright green tennis ball into the corner where the fences meet. I of course grumbled and walked over to get it, where I saw the biggest PAOOKI EVER! It was the size of my fist in all, the body it self was the size of my finger. Needless to say, I screamed!
My gym teacher who was 4 courts over (length wise) heard me, and came over. Me who was freaking out and deathly afraid of Paookis (I’ll explain why in a minute) pointed and said KILL IT! PLEASE! Mr. Denard refused *sniff* Oh I was so mad! The rest of the day I refused to go to the corner (left about 3 tennis balls over there) and any time the teacher came near I grumbled about it. I hate Paookies, and now I know what Serenity was feeling when she had to face the Paookies (am I spelling that right?).
Why am I so afraid of Paooki? Blame Dad (dude I’m linking a lot today, GO ME). A year or two ago, there was a Paooki. Innocent enough, dad had me step on it. The thing exploded! There were hundreds, no thousands! Of Paooki EGGS! Me being me, I ran and got hair spray where I promptly froze them in their tracks and joyful stomped on them, and then vacuumed them up. Bad day. Bad day.
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Paooki? Where does that name come from?
Posted by: Pixy Misa | September 18, 2003 01:37 PM
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its russian for spider. (i think)
Posted by: Rachael | September 18, 2003 02:09 PM
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Girl...it's nice to see that someone else gets it! Paooki are evil spawns of satan and must all DIE! Birds and frogs can eat the bugs.
Educational moment: Yes, the name paooki means "spiders" and it is Russian.
Singular: paook
Plural: paooki
Pronunciation: "Pa oook" (or "pa oook ee" for plural)
Rub that in your teacher's face!
Posted by: serenity | September 18, 2003 02:56 PM
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Hehe! Will do! With glee. And the best part, Mr. Denard will put up with it because i'm one of the only ones in class that actually does any work! HAHA!
Posted by: Rachael | September 18, 2003 03:11 PM
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You know, every time you kill a spider (or link to Ethel) the Baby Jesus cries.
Posted by: Victor | September 18, 2003 04:42 PM
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Ah.
You won't want to come to Australia then, Rachael. Our spiders have the vote (though they still can't hold public office).
Posted by: Pixy Misa | September 18, 2003 07:52 PM
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Actually I always wanted to see a kanger-roo. If for no other reason then to see it kick someone (preferebly not me)
Posted by: Rachael | September 18, 2003 08:10 PM
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ooo yay go you you linked something paooki is such a cool word you and your insiders insiders are so FUCKED UP you are all gay girls. Pixy Misa real funny joke about spiders voting real classic!
FUCK YOU GEEKY BITCHES i hate ditzy airheads
Posted by: Fucker | January 19, 2005 07:01 PM
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ooo yay go you you linked something paooki is such a cool word you and your insiders insiders are so FUCKED UP you are all gay girls. Pixy Misa real funny joke about spiders voting real classic!
FUCK YOU GEEKY BITCHES i hate ditzy airheads
Posted by: UR A FUCKER | January 19, 2005 07:01 PM
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ooo yay go you you linked something paooki is such a cool word you and your insiders insiders are so FUCKED UP you are all gay girls. Pixy Misa real funny joke about spiders voting real classic!
FUCK YOU GEEKY BITCHES i hate ditzy airheads
Posted by: Ethan | January 19, 2005 07:01 PM