Mookie Riffic

You know what I hate? When I come up with a great idea for a post. And then I forget it. Gah!

Any way, I think it is time for me to write another History. If you recall my previous one was on the Gecko. This time its on my nuts. Each nut has a separate but definitely unique history, so they will be referred to as Nut1 and Nut2 from here on out.

Nut1 was first obtained on my 14th birthday, much to my parents dismay. My friend Jesse gave him to me upon Jesse’s arrival to my party, mostly because the only thing he gave me was a box of chocolate. Now Jesse upon our farewell (after he made out with my friend Jen), slipped Nut1 upon my chain of ‘Balls’ (to be referred to as Balls). It was my first successful ‘castration’ as Jesse stated. After Jesse left I was looking at Nut1 with my friend Sam who was spending the night. Well Sam noticed something odd about Nut1… it smelled like weed. Personally, I didn’t know the smell until she told me, I just thought it smelled a lot like the school bathrooms in G hall. Upon this discovery me and Sam had no idea how to get the smell out! I knew mom and dad would freak if they noticed the smell, so we promptly got online, and after yelling at Jesse we found out that we could burn the smell out. So we did. We took a candle with a long wick and little wax, slipped the nut on the wick, and lit the wick on fire. I must say it was rather fun. After about an hour, the nut was thoroughly coated in Vanilla scented wax so we blew out the candle and went to bed. When we woke we dug it out, and ran it under hot water to remove the wax. It hasn’t smelt like weed since.

Now Nut2 has a simpler history (with out the weed). I wore Nut1 constantly-mostly because I was too lazy to do other wise- and a plumber at my friend’s house (we were building it) noticed it. He then decided that if I was going to wear a nut, I need a second one.

Since I got Nut1 and Nut2 over 5 hundred people have touched them (I lost count at some point). But do not worry, they have both been soaked in lysole/ oxi-clean/ other cleaning fluids numerous times.

And that is the history of my nuts.