Mookie Riffic

In response to Susie’s wonderment at why i chose the Geico Gecko for my MU.NU button, I have composed a short biography on the Gecko.

1) The Gecko is actually a child star. He aspires to be like his mother. Most people think he is an adult because he can drive, but what they don’t realize is that the Gecko is actually quite young. And that hot little red car he drives is remote controlled by his agent/director.

2)The Gecko had a disturbed childhood. His family home was very disturbed. His parents fought constantly, often with his mother winning. And his father, to say the least, was a wimp.

3)The Gecko is a puppet created by his corporate employers and has absolutely no say in what he does. In fact, he could be considered a whore. He gets paid to do as he’s told.

4)The Gecko also had to deal with sibling rivalry as his brothers and sisters were very cruel people that took pleasure in teasing him. And they often rubbed “the salt in the wounds” by bragging that they got a contract with a cooler company.

So as you can see, the Gecko is a very famous child star with many rivals. He should be celebrated because of his great courage.