June 08, 2004

Quote Of the Day

The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a 'performance-enhancing drug.' EEEEHHH. Marijuana enhances many things, colors, shapes, sensations, but you are not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking hershey bar at the end of the run.

-Robin Williams

June 04, 2004


Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

June 02, 2004

Quote Of the Day

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

-Don Wood

June 01, 2004

Quote Of the Day

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

May 27, 2004

Quote Of the Day

"I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets'"

-Robin Williams at the 71st Academy Awards while opening the Best Supporting Actress envelope

May 26, 2004

Quote Of the Day

"I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale."

-William J. Clinton

May 25, 2004

Quote Of the Day

Once again, a new (and hopefully) daily segment for Mookie Riffic. Now we'll be adding quotes. For the first quote, I have chosen a truly wonderful quote. Enjoy!

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

-George Carlin