Mookie Riffic

The poor Canadian snowboarder, in the 1998 Olympics, they took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana, which is kinda redundant number one, number two, they said that marijuana was a 'performance-enhancing drug.' EEEEHHH. Marijuana enhances many things, colors, shapes, sensations, but you are not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking hershey bar at the end of the run.

-Robin Williams

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Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

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Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

-Don Wood

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

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"I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets'"

-Robin Williams at the 71st Academy Awards while opening the Best Supporting Actress envelope

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"I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale."

-William J. Clinton

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Once again, a new (and hopefully) daily segment for Mookie Riffic. Now we'll be adding quotes. For the first quote, I have chosen a truly wonderful quote. Enjoy!

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

-George Carlin

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